Husband: Who do you like better: a smart guy, or a handsome guy?
Wife: Neither. I only like you.

My Grandad always said : „as one door closes, another one opens.”
Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.


What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.

Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: „What are you doing?”
„Working from home.”

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Hope you enjoyed at least one!
Cristina David